A Guy Tries to Rob a Bank Using One of His Mom's Personal Checks as the Holdup Note



And he claims he doesn't even remember doing it . . . because he'd been up for four days straight doing meth.










A Drunk Couple Was Mad a Pizza Place Wouldn't Serve Them . . . So They Try to Burn the Place Down With Moonshine




So they took their homemade moonshine and tried to turn it into a MOLOTOV COCKTAIL.











A Guy Starts Screaming at the Self-Checkout Machine . . . And Another Customer Ends Up Punching Him in the Mouth















Cops in Canada Are Searching For a Man Who Tried to Rob a Store Using a Hockey Stick




Give me the money hoser ! Ay ?