Women Get Turned On Just by Touching Men's Underwear



If you want to get your woman in the mood, have her do your laundry !










A Woman's Mummified Body Is Found Five Years After She Died . . . And No One Knew She Was Dead Because of Auto-Pay




So her mortgage kept being paid, the gardener kept cutting her grass, and the mail didn't pile up because all her bills were electronic.











A Guy Dropped $20 in a Storm Drain, Climbed Down a Manhole to Get It . . . And Got Stuck for Two Days




It's not clear exactly how long he was down there, because he completely lost track of time.But eventually a group of kids who were walking home from school heard him yelling for help, and called 911.